Boxers, Briefs or Carnival Commando!

I have been toying with a few more “controversial” posts in my mind for a little while and have finally decided to pull the trigger on a few of them.

Todays post will be on the age old question of “boxers, briefs (boxer-briefs) or nothing at all”.

Many of my female readers will be shocked or repulsed by this topic….if so, type in the address bar above and continue surfing.  The rest of you ladies will gain some insight into the fine details to be considered in the preparation of the so called (and sometimes self proclaimed) “Carnival Adonises”.  For the guys who are doing carnival for the first time…read carefully.

Boxers, briefs (trunks/boxer-briefs) or COMMANDO!

This may seem like a trivial topic of little consequence to women or the uninitiated male, but trust me, the wrong underwear selection can throw a big pair of blue monkey wrenches in your carnival plans.

Lets start with



Feeling of freedom

Can be comfortable.

The “Kraken” feels free!


Poor “contact” for wining

Lack of vital parts support

Waist can ride up

After 12 hours on the road a wine will feel like this:



Now we are not talking french cut speedo type briefs…this refers to trunks or short boxer-briefs.  Keep them a bit on the tight side to ensure proper support,  they stretch.


Much more support for the family jewels.  Reduces severity and frequency of Blue balls

Allows proper, consistent and accurate placement of the “Kraken”

Low rise…give a better look on the road.


Can cause Kraken entanglement

Feeling of restraint





The kraken is tough but not indestructible.  Friction burns are an issue.

Pregnancy and STDs




In general wining the whole day, especially if boxers or the commando options are chosen, can lead to Blue monkey wrenches in your carnival plans.  This is also called Epididymal hypertension.
Here is a solution guys.   Just do Squats or try to lift something very heavy (like a car) and it will magically go away or at least get much less (tried, tested and proven).

Short boxer briefs that apply a bit of compression are the best option in my opinion.

Many ladies are laughing….Many guys are writing it down…Trust me.

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5 thoughts on “Boxers, Briefs or Carnival Commando!

  • September 2, 2011 at 1:52 pm

    Tek win!!! btw…what is a kraken??? LMAO

  • January 31, 2012 at 4:31 pm

    I did laugh. But it’s oh so true. Boxer briefs have it! (y)And I thought only we women had problems with our anatomy (like for the fetes: wear the push up bra that looks cute, and out of which the girls may bounce; or wear the sports bra that’s gonna offer support but doesn’t do much for cleavage; or go commando and end up nippling out)….

  • February 9, 2012 at 11:07 am

    RELEASE THE KRAKEN!I NEARLY DEADDDDD! AHAHHAHAHAHAMust recommend this blog post to my readers omgggg *wipes tears*

  • September 16, 2012 at 12:20 am

    I made the huge mistake of going commando one jouvert morning. There was a lot of look back with raised eyebrows, frowns, quizzical smiles and blushes from the various ladies in the band when they felt the kracken. Didn’t get blue balls but there was a lot of chafing going on! Boxers, boxers, boxers! Can’t stress that enough.

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