Inside the mind of a Bareback Barry
A lot has been said about Bareback Barry (thanks for the new nickname Scorch).
Some don’t understand why we do what we do, some ridicule us, some hate us, some love us.
Today I will give you a glimpse into the mind of this Bareback Barry and why we do what we do.
Why?
There are several reasons really. Fetes are hot, and going shirtless helps keep you cool………….. NAH!
The real reason is straight up “I worked hard for this”. It’s carnival and if there is one time of year it’s OK to enjoy the fruits of all my labour in the gym, it’s carnival. Some people may wear a fashionable outfit or expensive shoes or a super expensive watch to feel like they got that “swag”. Bareback Barry simply counts his naked upper body as his fashion accessory. It never goes out of style and can be repeated almost indefinitely. It also goes well with the mad vibes we invariably bring… You never see a bareback Barry posing stush in the corner. It’s showing off, sure, but hey….. It’s carnival. Also its not all about the body. Many of us just love the freedom going bareback brings. That “don’t care” attitude comes to the fore as you party harder!
How.
Now it’s important to at least start the fete looking like a normal person. So you enter the fete in full clothing.
The dancing starts and you feel a bit hot.
Pop a button.
A little bead of sweat pops up on your forehead.
Pop a button.
A girl gives you the eye.
Pop a button.
The Johnny buss inna yu head.
Shirt gone!
It’s important that the level of vibes increases proportionately with the level of nudity….. Or else it’s just a waste of barebackness.
Best practises
Now you are bareback in the fete there are some basic rules you still need to follow.
-No excess sweat.
-No smell, unless it’s the smell of expensive cologne.
-Low rise pants…to show the v cut of the lower abs. Erkel pants are no good.
-Good underwear… Make sure the exposed seam is not frayed and chaka chaka. First impressions count.
-Hairless is a must, for me at least. The glossy (glazed donut) look of being hairless is just better. Big afro puff armpits are a no-no.
End result
The above is my reasoning and thoughts. I’m absolutely certain others may feel differently, and that’s ok. For me at carnival I can change my persona from my usual quiet and relatively shy professional (Clark kent) mode and unleash my inner superman and I love that.
Carnival is about a lot of things… Eyecandy is one of them. It’s great to look but it’s also a privilege (and rare opportunity) to BE eyecandy. Don’t let that go to waste.
