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Let me start this article by stating that despite how it looks I am not aiming to reduce women to just a single body part or characteristic .  I too have a mother, sister, wife, daughter etc.  This is just a light hearted inspection of the things that go on in guys heads no matter how decent and politically correct you be! (maybe just in my head?).  Also, the photos I use are for illustration only! Those pictured dont necessarily match the part of the article they are close to.

After reading an intriguing article posted by a fellow blogger I came to realize that when chipping down the road, we fellas revert back to our basic instincts…We scan our surroundings for suitable wining partners to touch base with briefly (gotta be diplomatic).  Whats suitable for you may not be suitable for me but I think I have figured out a few broad categories that most of us can identify with.

1. The Carnival Diva!

This lady always looks like she just stepped out of the salon.  The hair remains in place throughout the day and they have the ability to actually voluntarily withhold sweat. They have it…they show it! We watch.

Be careful.  The paparazzi are ALWAYS nearby!

 

 

 

 

 

2. The Stallion!

They are few….and highly sought out.  You have to have endurance to track one of these elusive creatures.  They never stop moving…never tire!  

Abs of titanium, and glutes of pure adamantium are the name of their game (steel is for wusses).  If you DARE challenge one make sure you are up to the task.  Many a man has suffered the agony of slipped discs and dislocated hips trying to manage these wild beasts,  although all have done so with a smile on their face.

 

 

3. The Challenge/Amazon queen

 

This is the one that you need a drink to help you man up for.  For their imposing size, these ladies are usually very quiet and tend not to dance much.  They are usually extremely ample, tall and also wear giant platform shoes.  Mere mortals of average height may only be getting a chest wine from behind if any at all.  Be careful.  They are often accompanied by equally imposing boyfriends.  

 

 

 

 

 

4. The Wine you to death girl

This is the lady that has a high pressure job and lots of stress at home and once a year…ONCE A YEAR, lets her hair down.  She has come to wine.  With you and your entire crew.  She not looking back, she not asking name or questions.  The hair sweat out….the costume tear to shreds, she dont care! Carnival soon done!

 

 

Carnival is all about woman.  Im sure there are many more categories! Fellas, help me out nah?

 

Whats your preference?

 

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